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ask_tiresias
20 December 2011 @ 10:59 pm

When I caught up with him, he was selling darkmatter at a state fair. He'd been explaining to the crowd that the secret of transporting it was pure vaccuum. You couldm't transport darkmatter in a crate or in a bucket, he said, because the bucket would exert no force on it, the same as the crate. Darkmatter and ordinary matter just didn't interact. Astronomy has proven that darkmatter interacts with the vaccuum of space however, and can therefore be moved by it. Matter also interacts with vaccuum. If you trap a vaccuum in a jar, the jar can move the nothing of Vaccuum around. If you trap darkmatter in that nothing, then trap that nothing in a jar made of something, well... He would've gotten further, Lord knew he had a crowd of cowboy hats and overalls and most importantly wallets assembled with interest around him, but a voice in the crowd belonging to some dredlocks and an ironic t-shirt which happened to belong to a grad student in astrophysics home for the weekend from UC Berkley flatly told the crowd that Fuller was full of it. That wasn't how darkmatter worked, he said with an academic chip on his shoulder, and anybody taken in by this fraud was a yokel and a rube. "Prove me wrong, Jimmy College." Fuller had offered amiably, demonstrating a grasp of the local prejudices that gave me pause to wonder just how well I'd adapt if dropped onto a new world with nothing but the clothes on my back and a couple of agencies to hunt me. The grad student had tried. He'd fired off a few salvos of named equations relating to vaccuum behavior and solids, but had been forced to end by saying that science still understands very little about darkmatter and anyone claiming otherwise... He never finished. He, the crowd, and I'll admit, myself too, came to a jarring stop at the sound of breaking glass. Fuller had stopped listening to the grad student a few lines in, seeing pretty easily where that train was headed. In my time with him, I don't know that I ever saw 'Professor' Fuller happier than the moments when he had opportunity to take from a stranger a train of thought that had always run along the same tracks, and send it chugging happily off in another direction over trackless open ground. He called them Little Moments of Meaningless Enlightenment. To this day I haven't decided whether his joy sprung from freeing a mind of its preconceptions or from the darker place of taking a mind which had been in unison with its herd and setting it permanently apart. Amid the speech, Fuller had rooted about the stage until he'd come upon a steel adjustable wrench , the kind that workmen had used to erect the stages and secure the ratcheted rigging lines of the fair's myriad huckstering tents. He'd waited, either respectuflly or theatrically, until the point in the grad student's dissertation about science (capital 'S') not knowing much, before smashing the vaccuum-jar in his hand with the wrench. All heads turned his direction. Not toward him, precisely, but first toward the sound, next toward the bits of broken glass tinkling down on and over the edge of the stage, and finally - with finality, not merely last - to the spot where the jar had been. At first it wasn't clear what we were seeing, the tiny dead pixel of the universe, suspended in place for a few moments by the momentum imparted to it by its time with the vaccuum and then quickly left behind by a spinning earth that had no hold on it. The crowd paused to consider what they had seen in a way they had rarely done outside of a church. Then they all got in line, wallets in hand. I got in line too, handheld tazer and reinforced handcuffs in place of a wallet, but equally awed. To his credit, Fuller had only smiled benignly when he took the grad student's $39.95 and handed him his vaccuum bottle. There wasn't a drop of rancor in the man. Not for the last time on that trip, I felt more than a little bit conflicted about the need to arrest him.

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ask_tiresias
12 July 2011 @ 11:25 am

As parents and students alike prepare for a new season of Senior Photos, each bringing their own differing incentives to bear, be ready for a fight. The good news is, it isn't anybody's fault. First, some background is in order: (stick with me here - it's for a good cause!)

The contexts we conceive of elites in is largely informed by the visual imagery we know them through. We infer what we feel we know about them from the imagery they wrap themselves in and the rumor stories that reach us through the press. This is especially true of the young, who are still actively sorting out how they themselves relate to the world, and have available to them for comparison a fairly limited field of prepackaged options presented by marketers for commercial interests. "Which of these genres of kid am I?" all but a few will ask at some point. The answer is largely a disenfanchaising one, as while they have the stories of their life to draw upon, as well as innate preferences and the comparison input of their peer group to guide them, what images they have of themselves look nothing like anything they are marketed to recognize as a legitimate identity.

Most take from this dissonance between how they look and how they are 'supposed' to look the notion that they are somehow best cut out for simple nihilism by merit of not being anything in particular. I do not mean to imply that this identity-shopping conformism is by any means positive, nor healthy in itself, but it is Happening which somewhat defeats the purpose of all motions to dismiss its relevance on grounds of right and wrong. To argue such would require that we call into question a number of sacrosanct assumptions about the relative priority of consumer demand and retail sector growth over the healthy socialization and spiritual wellbeing of our children. America is not ready for that conversation and may well never Be ready, and so we must instead face the world as it is and decide what we are to do to mitigate its shortfalls in the area of our childrens' conceptions of self worth and identity.

The answer I propose is an easy one; resource-light and requiring little change to our habits or our thinking. In short it is exactly the kind of adjustment that can practically be put to use by the average family. If the problem is that too large a class divide has arisen between the imagery creation options available to celebrities and those most frequently offered to our children, the answer is to close that gap. Seek the services of talented independent professional photographers and image makers rather than simply sending in your check on picture day for a pack of disappointing blue background 8x10s that will invariably end up in a drawer collecting dust and tell your child nothing of her/himself in the process other than a dim insinuation that they fall just slightly short of the common standard. "how hard is it to just sit up straight and smile for a minute?" and are therefore 'unphotogenic' and, as translated through the filter of adolescence, unattractive. Bad early photographic experiences linger in the identity like the cholesterol from a long-forgotten double-bacon-cheeseburger; unseen, unacknowledged, but negatively effecting outcomes in their respective fields of influence for decades after the initial snapshot or bite.

There is an element of reception in play here as well; pursuant to the way our parents react to our earliest school pictures. Taken in an environment of barely-controlled social chaos, simmering with all the pecking-order politics of grade school and the inherent awkwardness of being lined up like livestock to wait and wonder like the climb up the first hill of a rollercoaster as it clicks ponderously through those last few feet to the top, suspended before the unfamiliar, then Down The Hill, whisked through the process by a well-meaning but overworked trainee who is just as intimidated by the line of children as the children are by the baffling instructions of posture and expression - a better recipe for insecurity and discomfort is hard to imagine. Is it any wonder that when you got it home three weeks later that your mother took a good long look at your hard-fought expression and, for possibly the first time in your life up until that point, showed disappointment in your performance when you had tried your best, sentenced you to retakes to do it all again, criticizing your best attempt at a smile under the circumstances, that the impression that you just weren't good at this stuck around?

Perhaps the second-best thing we could do for the developing selves that nature has entrusted to our care through childbirth, if life is too busy to seek out better imaging opportunities for our children, might simply be a better fake smile of our own? From years in the field of portraiture, I can tell you that if the first snap of the shutter is bad, the rest will be worse if you say so. If instead you follow that first awkward smile shot with an enthusiastic facial reaction of your own, some affirming words; "Nice!! Ok one more!" Your lie becomes the truth and the expression of comingling relief, newfound confidence and a spark of pride you see in that second image will be worth ten times the cost to yourself of mustering up a convincing performance. We are after all aking them to perform emotions on command for us, the least we can do is to play the game with them. The returns on your investments of time and treasure in crafting good early on-camera experiences for your children will go far beyond a better 5x7 for this year's Christmas letter. It may well stay with them their whole lives as it has in mine.

-Matt Norris
of M.G.Norris Contemporary Photography

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24 November 2009 @ 09:22 pm
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ask_tiresias
23 October 2009 @ 01:56 pm
Waiting by the window sill of his tidy fifty-first floor laboratory, Bridheault Rheims entertained the momentary doubt of a sane man expecting an insane thing to occur. Certainly it would put him in closer keeping with a number of his jealous contemporaries, were he too to decide that his genius was not without the customary streak of madness that often travels with it. No, whether or not his sources were real or figments of a tortured intellect, the science was genuine. Every avenue down which he had been steered in the course of this probably fictitious collaboration had led to breakthroughs, testable, repeatable, verified by independent agencies both within and outside the mainstream scientific community. Tonight though, tonight was the night he had been promised a means to apply what had been up until this point simply monumentally advanced theoretical physics. So by the window, as had become his habit on nights when the moons rose in a line, he sat, and waited for his little green men to come.

It seemed to corroborate the theory that these collaborations were works of mad hallucination, not true experiences, that no matter how long he waited, no matter what time the waiting began, the visitors would invariably arrive just as he began to doze off. It had been a night not unlike this one, working late, assistants all long since retired for the evening, dozing in his chair by the window that his first psychotic break (or meeting with the little ones) had taken place. They claimed to have climbed in his window the first time, though he was sure he'd left it closed. Their little green bodies wrapped in togas of purple silk had looked like dolls to him, only half the height of his forearm, though with similar proportions to himself.

On their second meeting, there had been three of them present, not only the two that had presented themselves initially. When he had become curious and asked them how many more of their kind there were, they had laughed and told him Trillions! Preposterous! In the whole world, there were only eight billion people. That was when he first began to suspect that he was, as the technicians had begun to whisper about him, going completely mad. 'Developing a dissociative relationship to the parts of the subconscious from which his inspiration stemmed,' was how the Foundation report had charitably attributed assertions in his research to secret collaborators that nobody else could see because they only came out when nobody but he was looking. He had even attempted to set a trap once. Not a harmful trap, simply the orchestration of a scheduling mix-up that led three janitors to be assigned to his lab on the evening that the sixteenth meeting was set to occur. It was a full three tri-lunar cycles before his imaginary friends reappeared. They had been understanding as to his mistake - having instructed him not to discuss them with his peers, or allow their meetings to go observed.

After the initial phases of establishing trust in one another, hallucinator and hallucinee alike, the real work had begun. Twice a month, he would arrange to work late, fall asleep by his open window, and meet with the experts. They had been reticent to share their names, at first, to avoid as they put it 'cultural contamination.' At first he had thought they were simply being shy, but as time passed it occurred to him that these tiny beings had a genuine concern that any aspects of their way of life should slip past the veil of professional collaboration they maintained. It was important, they had said, to allow species to develop independently without undue fraternization. And yet they were here, and speaking to him. Why? Was a question that his profession was built on answering, yet his odd little visitors offered so much more tantalizing questions to ponder than the small inconsistencies in the premise of their presence, that despite his professional ethic to question every aspect of the natural world and from it wring ever greater truth, he made what he was quietly sure his memoir would describe as a despicably mercenary decision to ignore it and press on.

It had been some years since his last world-changing invention; a theorem reconciling the wave and particulate properties of light that someone in the Tryblifixtan had applied to the creation and cheap mass manufacture of television screens the size of your bathtub. Somehow, miraculously, it had been the scientist, not the entrepreneur, who had been hailed as the Great Inventor of the hour. Before that it had been a way to preserve food indefinitely by means of suspension of subatomic movement within the meal. Nearly every kitchen in the developed world now possessed at least one such platform on the counter, some with quite kitschy designs, for the suspension and reactivation of food. Needless to say, after such a drought in his invention of labor-saving devices he was keen - perhaps to the exclusion of common sense and the first hints of hallucinatory madness - to do so again.

At two-past the Greenmoon's apogee, Bridheault was dozing off, the pen threatening to escape from his slack fingers and permit itself a short love-affair with gravity. Somewhere between the moment the pen left his hand and the time its fling had ended, badly as most such falls do, gravity being such an inconsiderate lover, the windowsill gained contents. No little green man stood on its surface, but a folded silken cloth, manufactured of the same microscopic fibers as the green mens' clothes - so fine that Bridheault had twice before been forced to comment on how advanced their people must be, not only to remain so thoroughly undetected by his people until choosing to reveal themselves to him, but in the purely amazing details in their clothing and ornamentation. Surely it must take lasers or nano-scale engineering to create even the simplest of their garments in such fine microscopic detail. The sound of the pen clattering to the floor having wakened him, Bridheault's attention snapped immediately to the window, where a cloth no bigger than a napkin, lay ruffling in the night breeze. Treating it with a care he might reserve for handling a fragile insect for study, he gently lifted open the folded cloth. It was written in broad curves and he could see footprints amid the lettering from the writers' journeys between the lines. So considerate of his hallucinations, he decided, not only to leave a note that he had missed them, but to leave it in a size that he could read without auxiliary lenses.

Rather than "sorry you slept through our visit, here are they keys to a better understanding of the universe" the note was predictive. "Tonight at coordinates 3674775 by 3199424 you will find the means by which to send matter between points in space instantaneously. Please collect it before it is found by others less knowledgeable than yourself." TELEPORTATION! Bridheault Rheims gasped aloud, pulling on his coat hurriedly as he punched up the coordinates on his terminal. NOT FAR! His land rover sped through the cool air in the wee hours of the morning. Sunrise would see him back at his laboratory, haggard but possessed of the means to put into application all of the theory that choked his wipe-off boards and filled his brain with dancing numbers of cohabiting values for Place and Time, mismatching but simultaneously true. THIS is what it was all for! To Literally trans-locate objects would appear as magic even in a world that had not since primitive times harbored any such superstition.

His ancestors had turned their eyes to science and never looked back. Now the instructions of projecting convoluted symbolic patterns of laser light on properly refractive materials made sense - creating three-dimensional refracted coordinates to express complex and contradictory truths. He had heard it all - Written about it all - but now, standing in what appeared a meteorite crater in the middle of the desert and holding in his hand a lump of luminous purple crystal, a sample of the promised material, he had never really believed it was anything but mathematics. That such a material could exist, and now that he had it in his hand, be synthesized and replicated and produced to the specifications provided by his imaginary collaborators, brought his destiny into sharp focus.

The humble man within him crumbled and he swelled with a pride thus far unfelt by the scientist and inventor. His name would be remembered forever, on this world and any others that this technology might grant his kind access to! Within weeks he had synthesized enough of the material to create a prototype pad for his office, and another, brought online geographically opposite his own on the other side of the world. After the first successful teleportation - a broken pen being the first object at hand that would not be missed in the event of catastrophic failure, it would take only a year before the government had purchased his research and set up worldwide network of teleportation stations, with talk of civilian home-based transit pads to be rolled out in the coming months.

Bridheault Rheims never saw his little green men again, but they scried on him frequently from their campsite on the Green Moon above, the only one of the planet's three satelites to sustain a breathable atmosphere. Their prayers to the Great Eye told him that what no force of arms could accomplish, even decades and no doubt billions of lives it would have required to claim the planet and exterminate its population of technologically formidable Giants, they of Clan Starmover had done with three mages in less than two years' time. The Starmover clan would be generously rewarded for spreading the means of invasion across an entire world with no loss of Horde life, their answered prayers assured them when they were issued their reassignment orders. The Eye would now see to the extermination of the locals and the re purposing of this world at His Exalted leisure.

And when The Eye was alone in the darkness between worlds, watching the now-interplanarily-conductive planet, brimming with the spark of 8 billion lives, spin on about its futile orbit, He paused to marvel at the elegance of the thing, and Marked the world for his Censured masters. He departed quickly by his own means. Tal'aen knew what came next, when the hungry Censured noticed his mark that a world was safe and ready, and had no stomach to watch it for himself. Not after so many before it.
 
 
 
ask_tiresias
22 October 2009 @ 10:54 am
"There are currently one hundred and thirty-eight worlds in the cosmos possessed of orcs.

Orcs are the singlemost prevalent, though apparently not the only, race of interstellar travellers.

They cannot truly be called 'spacefaring' because the spaces between worlds are still as closed to them as they are to most planetbound bipedal species - perhaps more closed, since their kind has yet to place any great priority on technological innovation - yet interplanetary travellers they are, through dimensional shunts they call Dark Portals.

Their travel takes the rough idea of interdimensional folding to their extrapolatively logical conclusion, if one could logically extrapolate the course that research into mystic arts might take in the same way one can with technological progress.

This progress has led them - predictably or not - to the point of being able to, on a given world, create terminals they call altars which serve a number of functions related to point-to-point matter teleportation.

These functions include the creation of temporary point to point linking of places within a given radius of the altar, creation of gates between some planes of existence (through deliberate misuse of the altar's core principles), the enchantment of certain crystals to enable them to move with mass-limited payloads between points within the active radius of an altar, and through the construction of a network of such altars, allow for the creation of a Worldgate.

A worldgate is an expansion on the idea of a portal altar, allowing for interplanetary travel.

Worldgates are made possible by the combined massing of interplanar conductivity a - spacetime destabilization effect - generated by the presence of dark portal altars individually and multiply in greater numbers.

When a critical number of altars - anchors, in this context - is reached, the mass of the planet itself can be utilized by the enchantment as a point of reference by which to find other similar bodies in the heavens and link to the nearest best match.

This process of guided randomness has guided the orc species, collectively known as Horde, in their spread and conquest among the habitable worlds of the Milky Way galaxy to the current total of one hundred and thirty-eight.

On some of these worlds, magic is strong. On others, nearly nonexistent. It in this way resembles gold, lead, radiation, oxygen and heat as variables present within the cosmos in nonuniform distribution, yet following laws predictable patterns all the same, just as other variables are governed by their own particular sets of rules.

It is in this context which one should view the further discussion of magic within this volume. A natural and quantifiable part of the observable universe. No more subject to questions of veracity and belief than the skin you the reader are no doubt comprised of and the metabolism that sustains it. Both the observed effect, and the unobserved mechanics by which it operates, working in unison and through the sum of them giving a complete enough account of its being to be worth the reading.

Therefore let us, since you as the reader can be demanded to have no better a grasp on the workings of the neurology or geology of the characters and places involved in the tale, relegate the existence and workings of magic to the same level of assumption granted to the aforementioned aspects of it.

Those parts of all of these aspects which become relevant to the tale will be divulged, you have my devout assurances, as the tale requires for comprehension - but it will not be burdened by them - you have my promise.

With these small measures of formality and translation behind us, we may now explore what this historian must describe as a most unique history, for like any history, its effects will have more to say about the present and future course of your corner of the material universe than any fairy-story.

One further leap is needed of you. Just as there is magic, to understand the tale I have to tell you must accept the existence of gods.

Let me reassure you no religion is asked or expected in this understanding.

Just as there are a nearly infinite number of orders of being upon every world, creating amongst them a functioning ecosystem, and so within it is the variety of life forms so broad such that only the highest of orders within it can comprehend that all of them are forms of life and not simply curiosities, oddities, abberations or phenomena; So it is within the cosmos that a great array of beings exist, ranging in power and scope from microbes to great disembodied minds existing both everywhere and nowhere - and everything in between.

And just as cattle and hounds are the domesticated servants of man, so too do lower orders throughout the worlds and between serve beings of greater orders than themselves - some for loyalty, some for a sense of purpose, some for fear, and others for gain.

To understand the cosmos in this way is not religion but the naturalist's perspective.

This perspective is needed in order to prevent the inevitable tide of connotation and hokum that come with any being when dealing with orders sufficiently different, whether lower and higher, than itself.

In the course of this tale, you will doubtless meet a great many beings of a higher order than yourself. Please try not to make the mistake of worshiping any of them. Great and small, they are but animals of the Maker's design."




Excerpted From: Annotated Guide to 'The Remembrance' Vol. I
by Friar Jocien Ansbach
Order of the Silver Circle

Included in the syllabus of required reading for new Initiates to the Order by request of the author.
 
 
 
ask_tiresias
21 October 2009 @ 12:50 pm
Night slipped up the sandstone steps of the royal palace and gardens complex in Camerill, unnoticed for the most part, save for the occasional passing comment exchanged between citizen-stewards and keepers-of-the-peace about an early autumn or the casual gathering of the clothes about one's shoulders that often precedes the realization that one has become properly cold. No one paid mind to what would have felt like an early sunset, had mind been paid as it ought. No one except Firkin, Keg to his friends.

Night was playing a trick, he ventured. Firkin's brow furrowed as he let the thought
bounce around a bit before settling it as fact with a smart nod to himself. Decision rendered. Night was being dodgy indeed, trying to sneak in a full hour ahead of schedule. Firkin often noticed when odd business was afoot, and he was quite accustomed to being ignored or gently ridiculed for bringing his noticings to the attention of his fellow guardsmen. Sedgewick would listen, patiently most likely, but Firkin wasn't foolish enough to entertain the idea that the listening was the result of any sort of belief on Sedgewick's part. The best kind of friend, Sedge, who would give even a crazy idea a fair hearing just out of respect for the idea's owner. Still he'd leaned too heavily on that charitable ear this month already with the story of the big wet footprint in the basement and the secret door in the palace wall and so many others, and Firkin, out of his own kind of respect, decided this time that something like the sun turning in for bed an hour early was probably not big enough news to trouble anybody with anyway. So Firkin simply stood and watched.

The grounds of the palace and gardens complex were calm. They always were, and the citizen-stewards' jobs looking after that calm were, if one discounted the inconvenience of the rotating hours, one of the easiest and most pleasant occupations in the whole of the county. He watched the shadows of ornamental trees creep palace-ward along the hand-trimmed lawns, like long fingers; watched the shade of the inmost hedge wall slide up the masonry of its opposite-facing wall. More than once, he overheard the sounds of conversation between Keepers disturb the velvety still that had settled on the place; the sonic dust of centuries of tranquil routine.

The lack of a breeze when evening always brought one almost sent him wandering off to
comment to someone about it, but he caught himself. Firkin sat down instead, and let his eyes
wander away from the foliage-shaped tendrils of shade wending across the lawn toward him and the palace, upwards to the horizon to watch the setting sun. Sun setting, he pondered, watching the deep orange orb become a half-cicle to melt to a bump to flatten out and boil away to just a red-orange glow like what he imagined it might look like if the sun became nothing more than a puddle on the horizon before seeping through the cracks in the earth to disappear completely.

And just then, while he was humbly congratulating himself on having cradled such a deeply poetic thought for a man of his limited education, was when he noticed the crack. The horizon, just to the left of where the sun had disappeared, was leaking sunshine. There was no canyon there for it to seep through; no mountains at all to the west of the capital to house such a breach if there were. Yet there on the horizon was an unmistakable gap in the even line of what had appeared until not long ago to be the edge of the visible world.

Firkin squinted at it. It didn't disappear. He didn't even hear the other man approach, such was his concentration on the mystery. It wasn't until the stranger standing behind him had cleared his throat that Firkin even noticed he was no longer alone in the weak garden twilight. "There's a storm gathering." The newcomer's voice was empty of any assessment of value. He may as well have been talking about Firkin's shoes for all the interest the words contained. Still, he had said it, and that deserved a reply. He guessed that the stranger was right. A storm on the horizon, if it were a broad enough one, might cause an early sunset. "Reckon it might be." He finally settled on saying, lacking anything substantive to add to what was, all facts considered, really all that properly needed saying of the phenomenon they were witnessing. He felt a little sheepish in the silence, and would've broken it to say something polite, or to introduce himself at least, but the other spoke first. "You see it too, don't you." Again a flat statement, shaped for all the world as a question.

Now of course he saw it, he'd just commented, hadn't he? It was a funny thing for someone to say, but perhaps this man was like Firkin, and so accustomed to being the only one to see things that he felt the need to ask. Well, Firkin was not a rude individual, and he was not about to make this man feel as others had made Firkin feel for pointing out the world's inconsistent bits, no sir! "I see it clear as day sir." Firkin replied promptly, and his new friend, rather than being cheered by the camaraderie, seemed to sink a little. "There is a darkness on the horizon. And I fear that no decent act may turn it back." The man said, sounding now to Firkin to be very depressed. Now this puzzled Firkin even more than the early sunset. He felt that his new friend was confiding in him, something few people ever did with Firkin, so he thought he ought to make an effort to understand what the confusing words had meant. "Yes indeed there is sir. But why decent? What does it matter if the act is decent or not, in turning back a storm?" He said after trying to reason it through himself and falling flat on how virtue could affect the weather.

This did not have the effect Firkin was looking for, his new friend tightening his jaw,
raising his eyes to the horizon, and saying only "Thank you friend, for the clarity. I know now what must be done." before leaving Firkin alone in the garden, now dark. He could just pick out, turning to see which way the stranger left in, that his path took him back towards the palace. It was dark, and Firkin had never seen the face of a man resolving to commit murder, let alone regicide, so he was left only with the impression of having failed somehow at giving comfort to a fellow soldier. When Guard Captain Ferroden Camerillis, eighth of his line to serve the crown as chief bodyguard, turned up face-down in a bog to the south of the capital the next morning, found with what might pass in some primitive cultures for axe embedded in his back, his job was given almost immediately to a hitherto unknown guardsman who went only by the name ToGrak who was never seen without his helmet and spoke with a very thick accent that made the flowing lilt of Camerill's native tongue sound as if it were a great effort to produce. Within a fortnight, ToGrak had dismissed the Citizen Stewards and banned from the palace complex all civilians. All in the name of security- the previous Captain of the Guard having after all been found murdered in cold blood by Separatists and Dissenters to the Crown.

Firkin knew only that he had lost his job, and would now need to seek work in the city,
perhaps as a potters' apprentice, or a baker's. As much as he liked the idea of earning his living making bread for people, Firkin knew that the good days of poetic thoughts in the palace garden were something he would come to miss dearly, as the whole tone of the country turned darkly toward the discovery of enemies among them, and the crafting of new anti-sedition laws to combat that threat. It would be some time before people had any interest in poetry again.

ToGrak liked this climate, he decided, as he pushed in the 3rd brick from the left relative to the green man on a nearby tapestry, allowing the secret passage down to the orcs' quarters in the basement to swing open. His meeting with Prince Kheftep, Herald of the Eye, had gone well, and there would be very little resistance to the increased guard partrols in the countryside that he had been keen on instating. Ascending the stairs before him were two of his grunts, arguing over something trivial, but dressed sharply in their new Camerill Royal Guard tabards. "Remember your helmets!" ToGrak barked at them under his breath as he passed them in the doorway. Seeing the trail of damp spots much larger than a human boot print in their wake, he added irritably "And wipe your feet!"
 
 
ask_tiresias
21 October 2009 @ 11:52 am
It had been about a week since Ral Dingwahl had received orders. The young sorcerer was beginning to think, in the private bits of the mind reserved for those things not yet consciously committed to but already deeply understood, that the war had ended - lost, since the alternative would have resulted in parades and definitely not the eerie absence of communication that accompanies only utter defeat and decades-old marriages. The war on the surface concluded, every elf and man who knew the name Ral Dingwahl dead or scattered and unable or more probably too busy surviving in an occupied barony to let him know about it all these miles underground. Fleetingly, Ral entertained the fantastic notion that he would have preferred to die fighting alongside his comrades than survive through a combination of fantastic secret-keeping and dirt-poor organization, in a secret outpost at the bottom of a mine shaft marked on the few maps that included it at all as 'collapsed'. This delusion of courage lasted only moments under the crushing weight of a lifetime's pattern of evidence that spoke plainly, if not to cowardice, than to a marvelous commitment to remaining alive and intact through careful avoidance of unnecessarily dangerous circumstances. On that record, Ral had been selected with near unanimity as sole guardian of The Device.

The thing was enormous. Ten meters around, at least, he guessed. Estimating his arms' length and taking paces 'round the brass and alabaster sphere, awkwardly hugging the thing was his only means of measurement, but having quickly discovered that at the base of an abandoned mineshaft there was little to do by way of entertainment, he had resorted to figuring at the dimensions of the artifact in his care at least twice to stave off the urge to simply take another nap and hope for news of the conflict on the surface upon his waking. Six days ago, that news that had been filtering to him by scrying pen had run out.

Rather than allow his mind to erode in isolation, Ral had given himself a rigorous routine to follow throughout the day, measured out in increments of six hours a'piece. Upon waking, he would spend an hour checking and rechecking his stock of staple supplies, fresh water, hard tack, dried meat, candles, ink, and paper. After recording the tally carefully, he would spend the next hour in meditation, followed by exercise, meal, and finally elemental geomancy practice in whatever discipline he found most difficult to remember that day, lest infrequently used skills go slack, before allowing himself two hours of sleep and rising to begin the cycle anew. After every four such cycles, he would mark the desk deeply once with his beltknife.

Staring at the long line of ever-less-precise gouges in the various edge surfaces of the thoroughly defeated-looking desk, Ral wandered back from his reverie and attempted to return to passing the time until... until what? He wondered. His orders had never been clear regarding the reason for sticking him down in this hole, nor the real nature of The Device he had been charged with babysitting. The last news from above had not been good; major population centers evacuated, last stands and uncountable enemy reinforcements bounding enthusiastically out from holes in thin air every day. All that he knew was that this giant ornate ball in his keeping was important, that the enemy could not under any circumstances be allowed to discover it, and that, in the event of such a discovery, Ral was to be sure by means of earthshaping, that the mine tunnels everywhere between himself and the surface would no longer admit anything larger and more substantial than wishes, or possibly a very motivated fruitfly, to traverse them.

As to his feelings on being buried alive, Ral had been clear with his superiors, and the offworlders who showed them how to construct The Device as a 'failsafe' should 'things go wrong' with the campaign on the surface. While his superiors had regarded his concerns solemnly and begun to say something typical on the subject of nobility and sacrifice, it was the expression on the face of one of the offworlders that had given him the certainty of purpose that he now felt. Something in the mix of understanding and rock-hard anger at things those eyes had witnessed had allowed Ral to be persuaded that being trapped under untold tons of rock with no real expectation of escape would still be imesurably preferable to the alternatives he would face in a scenario of capture during what the stranger would only describe as 'doubtless a very difficult summer.'

In his months of solitude as the campaign foundered and no doubt eventually failed overhead, Ral had managed with some feeling of certainty to reassure himself that even in the event of total failure - planet-wide conquest - this unremarkable little mine would be overlooked and he might live out his days quietly as a half-mad subterranean hermit, growing mushrooms and finding underground streams to subsist on. Not the way he would've planned his career when he started out on the path of elemental sorcery, to be sure, but it held a certain charm in that it placed him in a league with a number of famous wizards of old; underground sanctum, isolated eccentric practicing magic in the dark, guardian til death of a puzzling arcane treasure. One could do far worse with ones self in the magical vocations, he mused half-aloud.

He was just starting to chide himself on the habit he'd begun to develop of engaging himself in multi-sided conversation when a noise - an actual noise, not one of his own imagining - caused his slackened perceptions to snap to attention. There were echoes, boot steps, in the mineshaft. Guttural language, rendered incomprehensible by echo and foreign-ness reached his pinch-tipped ears, and he hastily extinguished the wall-torch between two of the sandbags by the door. He had never heard interlopers approaching in the mine, having been alone since his arrival, but he estimated correctly that they were still some distance off and moving cautiously. That was good. Ral needed time to spread out his influence into the earth and stone in order to do any more than cause it to shiver.

He could see them now, in his minds' eye, aided by the veins of silver lacing through the caverns. His mind flowed along them now like a current, spreading throughout the whole of the area. There were eight of them and two slaves, elves both, moving pitifully on all-fours and chained about the neck with leg-irons not of this world. Old rusted things, held confidently in great green hands by masters who had done this no doubt many times before. The chains matched the boots, steel-soled and hard, and made for the singular purpose of war and the subsequent grinding down of the surviving populace. They showed no concern for safety, moving about as one might if surveying a dilapidated property inherited from distant relatives, thoroughly safe and disdainfully eying everything only in terms of what little it might be worth in a yard sale. But orcs - that was what the offworlder with the convincing eyes had called the invaders - did not have yard sales. They had only expansion, taming the defeated, eating and religious devotion to imaginary gods devoted to similar themes. Not all orcs, he had been quick to stipulate, but these that were coming he called Beastmind. People of the scythe. He shivered, and as he shivered so too did the silver vein, causing pebbles and a few larger loose bits of ceiling to rain down on the interlopers heads.

Seeing with some satisfaction that this had caused one of them to bleed, the vein of silver and the elf-mind inhabiting it swelled with satisfaction - they are vulnerable! The satisfaction lasted only moments longer, as new shapes, previously unseen, slipped into the torchlight to avoid the falling debris. Black and sinuous things, bristling at the shoulder with abundances of the long raven-toned fur that covered their wolven bodies, the three graceful shadows of lupus-kind turned their heads in unison, sniffing toward the silver vein in the wall where Ral's mind was watching from. Magic-sensitive hounds, they had with them! They would know the way clearly now, Ral's mind worked furiously to leech out from the silver to the rock and soil embracing it. He would need to work much more quickly now without the labrynthine tunnels above to slow his hunters surefooted advance.

Ten minutes later one of them, the second-to-largest of the Beastmind Clan hunters was lifting his body by the throat, but Ral Dingwahl felt nothing. He was aware of an increase to the weight of an orc in the chamber, correspondent to his own body's mass. He felt on his skin, now the walls of the mine, echoes of the triumph-sounds made by the poor dim creature's companions at having discovered his sanctuary and its prize. He felt with satisfaction the strength of his silver limbs and bedrock flesh, and savoring for a moment the sensation of purpose and scope that he had only ever found in the workings of magic, he allowed his new body to relax. Tunnels, passages and shafts no longer tasked with the burden of integrity, simply bowed to welcome gravity, ending years of defiance that the earth might play host to air and little men. Ceilings buckled, walls became floors and then gave up even that distinctiveness so as to be indistinguishable from the fellowship of surrounding material from which they had lain from too long separated. Ral Dingwahl sighed with the relief of it all, manifested only by a singular plume of dust issued by the settling closed of the once-mine's entrance. His heart warmed then, as he felt the little green bipeds swept up and crushed in his earthen embrace, and with the warming of his heart, so too did his body warm, flow, and fuse solid as its cooling marked the satisfied passing from earthly life of the elf that had been until moments earlier a mountainside.

Deep within the bedrock, undetectable to any mortal who might walk above, mage or commoner, in a sphere of air twelve meters by twelve meters around, rested an orb of alabaster and brass containing the heart of its world's magic, kept lovingly safe by the expiring Ral as the world fused around it, a hidden poison pill meant to end a world-eater. "It is done." The angel Tal'aen remarked through the lips of the offworlder female Elania as plainly as if he were commenting on the weather. "He acted nobly." The angel Galen said just as flatly through the offworlder with the convincing eyes. "Time to call the bastards to dinner." Said the same mouth in its natural voice. It was met with grim nods from some of the survivors, now refugees on a foreign world, and twinkles of vengeance from most. Before long, Thon was sure, some of them would join the fight on other worlds.
 
 
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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/07/08/urine-power.html

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Urine: A 'Clean' Energy Source
Eric Bland, Discovery News

The Power of Pee

July 8, 2009 -- Urine-powered cars, homes and personal electronic devices could be available in six months with new technology developed by scientists from Ohio University.

Using a nickel-based electrode, the scientists can create large amounts of cheap hydrogen from urine that could be burned or used in fuel cells. "One cow can provide enough energy to supply hot water for 19 houses," said Gerardine Botte, a professor at Ohio University developing the technology. "Soldiers in the field could carry their own fuel."

Pee power is based on hydrogen, the most common element in the universe but one that has resisted efforts to produce, store, transport and use economically.

Storing pure hydrogen gas requires high pressure and low temperature. New nanomaterials with high surface areas can adsorb hydrogen, but have yet to be produced on a commercial scale.

Chemically binding hydrogen to other elements, like oxygen to create water, makes it easier to store and transport, but releasing the hydrogen when it's needed usually requires financially prohibitive amounts of electricity.

By attaching hydrogen to another element, nitrogen, Botte and her colleagues realized that they can store hydrogen without the exotic environmental conditions, and then release it with less electricity, 0.037 Volts instead of the 1.23 Volts needed for water.
One molecule of urea, a major component of urine, contains four atoms of hydrogen bonded to two atoms of nitrogen. Stick a special nickel electrode into a pool of urine, apply an electrical current, and hydrogen gas is released.

Botte's current prototype measures 3x3x1 inch and can produce up to 500 milliwatts of power. However, Botte and her colleagues are actively trying to commercialize several larger versions of the technology.

A fuel cell, urine-powered vehicle could theoretically travel 90 miles per gallon. A refrigerator-sized unit could produce one kilowatt of energy for about $5,000, although this price is a rough estimate, says Botte.

"The waste products from say a chicken farm could be used to produce the energy needed to run the farm," said John Stickney, a chemist and professor at the University of Georgia.

For livestock farmers who are required by law to pool their animals' waste, large scale prototypes could turn that urine into power within six months.

Smaller versions likely won't be available until after that, so the average consumer probably shouldn't start saving their pee just yet.

"It is not a solution for all our cars," said Stickney, "but it is the kind of process which will find many applications and will make for a greener world."
 
 
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08 July 2009 @ 10:51 pm
This just wasn't the week for warfare, Marshall Grekk resolved, looking out from his concealed position on the valley rim above Vanaeron's eastern frontier province. His forces had been stewing in their own juices for going-on eight days awaiting Grekk's official order to reduce the idyllic little farming village below to screaming and cinders, but something about it all just felt... wrong. It wasn't his grunts and mankillers, they were undeniably of the finest greenskin stock in the 4th Fist of the Stonetusk Clan. It wasn't the wind or the starsigns, even the orders were straightforward and unambiguous as to the negligible threat posed by the roughly two-dozen able-bodied pinkskins the village could muster, rudimentarily armed with whatever tools of agriculture might be bent to the purposes of war at a moment's notice.


The villagers, Grekk decided, were the problem. They simply weren't afraid enough. He knew for a fact they were aware of the Horde invasion, knew further still that more than one of his scouts had been spotted in the past week. The lack of substantive orders from the marshall was making the even best grunts careless and the worst outright mutinous, all of them on one level or another hoping for a catalyst event after which the engage order would become inevitable and getting sloppy about remaining hidden in order to provoke one. Still, the villagers were unshaken. Not even an attempt at rudimentary fortification made Grekk uneasy, their livestock tended, their fields sown as if the harvest would ever come in their lifetimes! No, something was not at all right with the world he was seeing, and before the marshall committed his force to the business of their slaughter, Grekk needed to understand the cause of the villagers' apparent unconcern.


It took him until he had picked his way halfway down the steep sandy wall of the valley to abandon the tedium of stealth, deciding that he might learn more through discovery than subterfuge anyway, and what could a few farmers do about his presence even if they did notice the figure of savage bureaucratic majesty striding across the scrub plains toward their homes. Once, he thought he had been spotted by a herdsman wearing ragged clothes, but as the dog-tended sheep were steered away from the newcomer, the herdsman was revealed to be nothing more than a crude human figure with outstretched arms, planted amid the row of beans the sheep had been illicitly decimating. Probably a religious icon of some kind, perhaps an offering to their no-doubt-pink little gods to drive away the horror awaiting them in the hills.


It wasn't until Grekk had reached the closed doors of the town's wooden meetinghouse that he detected the first actual inhabitant of the village. They must be huddled inside for safety, he chuckled, giving a derisive snort at the idea of this little barn-like wooden building providing any real protection against trained grunts, and the fire they would be delighted to feed such a structure to. His eyes paused briefly at the fresh circle of silver paint on the thin and aging doors, a pang of the old uncertainty rising momentarily like a bite-fly buzzing around the back of his mind, but it wasn't the doubt that chilled his blood in the afternoon sun that day, nearly so much as the words that drifted forth from within that hollow shell of wood and dust that moments before had seemed so vulnerable.


"A few more days priestess. Decency begs us stay our hand and let them live just a while longer. Perhaps in that time the invaders will suffer a change of heart and realize they are no match for us. To end so many unsuspecting lives without offering due chance for escape would be uncivilized." Grekk froze at the words, his hand only inches from the door handle.


A whisper from behind him nearly made the marshall jump free of his own skin, but instead he managed to show only the mild alarm he could not banish from his face after his most troubling recent eavesdrop. He turned slowly to discover Captain Hulthaag and the score of grunts in his direct command assembled by the well behind him.


"We thought you were going to steal the glory for yourself." Hulthaag growled, his eyes betraying the concern for his superior officer's safety that had truly motivated this deviation from patrol. "The men were eager for their share of it." He compounded the lie for both their dignity's sake, but was not prepared for the speed with which Grekk descended the wooden steps and nearly flung himself into Hulthaag's proximity. "We have to leave this valley. Now." the low-whispered words tumbled over themselves to escape Grekk's mouth. Met with only the confused countenance of the junior officer and his men, Grekk attempted, somewhat badly, to elaborate but faltered again as the sound of shouting men roaring some stomp-punctuated unison oath about triumph or-some-such-thing shook the poor meetinghouse's frail construction.


Instead of continuing to explain, Grekk simply pointed back behind him at the building by way of proof. "They are planning something." Grekk said simply. "And they mean to kill us all to a man, but for their mercy we would be dead already in our beds, collecting flies." The captain's brows knitted, but he nodded. "What do we do?" Hulthaag finally asked, becoming gradually more unnerved as the chanting echoed Grekk's appraisal of its source's intent. "Can they even hurt us?" Hulthaag asked without inflection. "They seem to think they can. And easily, as if not to do so would be mercy, not defeat." Grekk answered, looking into the faces of the assembled grunts and seeing now his own misgivings taking root behind every one. "I say we leave quietly, this time with real concealment. If we leave no trail, they will have no way to chase us when we have gone." He said finally. He was answered with curt nods and a pace from the grunts that belied anxiety and relief, unfamiliar sensations no doubt to all of them.


By nightfall, the Fourth Fist of Clan Stonetusk was beating a torchless retreat back into the mountains to regroup with the larger force headed North to the siege of Eppswere.


"So it worked then, they believed us?" Tylic smirked his trademark lopsided grin at Janna who slid her back down the podium to connect firmly with the floor. "I think," the only-newly-minted 'high priestess' looked around the room at the unsure faces of all those taking shelter there and realized that the shape of their outlooks rested squarely on the words she would utter in the moment she'd been about to let fly by unshaped, "I think they're lucky they fell for it." The smile on her face began as a false one, made soley from bravado, but as the cheers began and restored confidence started to take hold in those faces and the hearts they represented, that smile lost all dishonesty in spite of itself and she found herself reassured by the very people she had put it on to inspire. Maybe that was the lesson of this last harrowing week, all of them feigning unconcern in the shadow of the Horde. Sometimes even a thing that begins as complete fabrication can be made real enough to divert armies. In war, and possibly other things, what shapes events is not what you are, but what you appear to be.


On the roof of the chapel, between the twin shimmers of two outstretched wings, existed for a moment quite vivid thoughts of just how true their bearer would have made that bluff, should his priestess have faced the threat of real harm. Some truths, the best ones by the angel's reckoning, only appear immaterial because they are flattered at being believed-in unseen.